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02-01-2011, 03:08 AM
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Established Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Katy
Posts: 32
M.O.C. #10963
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Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
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02-01-2011, 03:17 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Bern
Posts: 4,372
M.O.C. #8728
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Funny, I like it.
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02-01-2011, 03:22 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: bloomington
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M.O.C. #10234
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That is Funny thanks!
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02-01-2011, 03:32 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Now, that's some funny stuff!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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02-01-2011, 05:25 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Land O Lakes
Posts: 2,751
M.O.C. #7753
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And I was gonna say a sausage, you know "ground hog"!!! Isn't tomorrow Sausage day?
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02-01-2011, 06:19 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 5,816
M.O.C. #9257
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Great story Jimmy Womack!
And when you die, you'll get cremated and they can put your ashes in that small white tub with the red stripes on it. I can't do that because DW and I already have a reserved small crypt spot near our dear departed parents and the tub won't fit.
Like I tell my vegetarian friends, if God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made then taste like meat.
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02-01-2011, 06:19 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Arnold
Posts: 1,200
M.O.C. #2586
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Too funny. Thanks for the laughs!!!
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02-01-2011, 07:14 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Texico
Posts: 1,917
M.O.C. #6150
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Thanks for the laugh, it made me forget how cold I am for a minute.
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02-01-2011, 07:30 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Land O Lakes
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M.O.C. #10246
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Great story, thanks!
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02-01-2011, 11:02 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Garland
Posts: 450
M.O.C. #10688
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I am glad I wasn't drinking a glass of milk or I probably would have drowned. Good stuff!
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02-01-2011, 12:47 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Grove City
Posts: 1,357
M.O.C. #5192
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Weren't you in my class?
Remember telling me about how you thought this stuff up?
I REMEMBER!!
You're the one who made me like I am today!(See ya' in the office.)
Larry
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02-01-2011, 01:12 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Manchester
Posts: 143
M.O.C. #10583
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Time for you to graduate!
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