Humor: Seminar for Men

[uhftx]

*NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!*

*ALL ARE WELCOME*

*OPEN TO MEN ONLY*

/Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants/

/The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:/

*_DAY ONE_*

*HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS*

Step by step guide with slide presentation

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*TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?*

Roundtable discussion



*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR*

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)



*DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?*

Debate among a panel of experts.



*LOSS OF VIRILITY*

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups



*LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS*

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum

*_DAY TWO_*

*EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?*

Group discussion and role play



*HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH*

PowerPoint presentation



*REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST*

Real life testimonial from the one man who did



*IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?*

Driving simulation



*LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER*

Online class and role playing



*HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION*

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



*REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE*

Bring your calendar or PDA to class



*GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME*

Individual counsellors available

[rlwhit]

Great!!! Now if I could just find - Oh I forgot what is was I was looking for.

[stiles watson]

Very funny and clever. Shall we do one for women?

[Kathi]

Was that written for my Honey? I swear it was. Everything goes on the floor. I ask him if it is easier for me to bend over to the floor and pick these things up. Or is it easier for him just to put them in the trash compactor? NOTE: I did purchase a trash compactor because it was just to difficult for him to walk out and dump the trash. Now he doesn't have to do it till I start screaming that we are on overload.....LOL

[stiles watson]

I think I have found a new RVing cottage industry. I am gonna start a retirement marriage counseling service. I will put our travel schedule on the MOC and folks can call for appointments when they know where I am. We could work on behavioral modification and anger management. We could address "how to get husbands to talk and put stuff away" and "how to get wives not help hubby drive." Oh well, maybe not. If folks haven't got it workin' by fulltimin', change would be tuff.

[tollmann]

If you haven't got it worked out by the time you're full timing the next big change could be divorce. House breaking of the hubby should be completed in the first year of marriage. Getting the wife to stop driving while you are behind the wheel will NEVER happen so get used to it.

[sreigle]

Hey! Vicki was watching "The View" this morning and I overheard them say a study says that men do far more around the house than women give them credit for! They went on to say men do 33% of the housework. So there!

[campbud]

Steve, that has to be wrong b/c my hubbie wasn't in the study! Now if he was in the study it would dropped the precentage rate drastically! LOL
uhftx, that was just to funny! LOL

[tbhd]

Hubby says this doesn't apply to him because he never gets lost. He just takes the scenic route.

[sreigle]

I agree. Also, I always know exactly where I am. It's where I want to go that I sometimes have trouble finding. But I always know where I am.