Old Couple Engagement

[Wifeofdano]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, live in Florida.

They are all excited about their decision to get married.



They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they

pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist : "Of course we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease ?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes."



Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."



> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[boylanag]

That was great, Lisa! Thanks.

[Waynem]

I'm getting to the point where I can equate to all of that, I'll have to keep it in mind, just in case.

Ah! What was it about?

[LonnieB]

That was good Lisa, I almost about nearly choked on my cocola.

[clutch]

That was great. I never saw it comming.