RV based Merry Christmas

[jeffba]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the camp not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
The mouse had started to rest.
But realized the underbelly was already a rat’s nest.
Raising little ones there was also a bust
Not safe for the little ones with all that saw dust.
The underbelly was so cold it made one twitch
Seems the furnace had a defect sail switch
The stockings were hung by the Fireplace with care
No heat coming out because the blown fuse was there
Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap
I knew I should have gotten a good mattress before trying to nap
Then all of a sudden there was such a clatter
I went outside to see what was the matter
I worked on my diction
When I realized it was just stiction

Merry Christmas All