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Another email from a friend...
MY RESUME:
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>> 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
>> canned. I couldn't concentrate.
>> 2. Then, I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't
>> hack it, so they gave me the axe.
>> 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for
>> it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>> 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too
>> exhausting.
>> 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to
>> my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>> 6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I
>> couldn't cut the mustard.
>> 7 . My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>> noteworthy.
>> 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any
>> patience.
>> 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit
>> in.
>> 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
>> live on my net income.
>> 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
>> but the work was just too draining.
>> 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit
>> for the job.
>> 13. After many years of trying to find steady work! I finally got a
>> job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>> 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
>> was always the same old grind.
>> 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB.
>>
>> Man do I enjoy the new job.. and that's how I got to where I am today!
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That surely works for me.
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Been there, done that and loving what I'm doing now! It's rough, but somebody's got to do it, huh Glenn!
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