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Old 12-05-2005, 11:40 PM   #1
Glenn and Lorraine
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An Amish Miracle

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked his Father what this was and the father (never having seen an elevator) replied, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an oversized older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and an extremely attractive 24 year old woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young blonde, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."
 
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Old 12-06-2005, 08:40 PM   #2
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Too funny!!!
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:19 PM   #3
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Way to go Glenn!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-07-2005, 04:32 PM   #4
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Thats a good one Glenn....
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