I'm gonna be rich..
I received an e-mail from the disposed finance secretary of Nigera's widow the other day. She said that after some research, they had found me to be a trust worthy and honest person, and needed my help. It seems that before here husband died, he had smuggled $35 million out of the country and put in a secret account. She needed my help in retrieving the funds. For my efforts, I would receive 35% of the $35 million, plus another 5% for my expenses.
Visions of a new Cambridge being pulled by a Freightliner are now dancing through my head. The dear wife and I, going down the open road, our dog in the back, hanging her head out the window of the crew cab.
Of course, she would need some money from me to help in this endeavour. Drats, another e-mail scam, my hopes for riches dashed, so now, I set at work and type this.
But, I did responed to the message. Since she knows I am an honest person, I told her that she had won the lottery, and for $20,000 I would help collect her winnings and forward them to her. So far, I have not heard back.
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