Building a Campfire
16 Steps to Build a Campfire
1-Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2-Bandage left thumb.
3-Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
4-Bandage left foot.
5-Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand.)
6-Light Match
7-Light Another Match
8-Repeat "a Scout is cheerful" and light a third match.
9-Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of fire.
10-Apply burn ointment to nose.
11-When fire is burning, collect more wood.
12-Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for
more wood, soak wood in liquid from can labeled "kerosene."
13-Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
14-Re-label can to read "gasoline."
15-When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
16-When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps 1 thru 15.
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