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20 Rules To Live By
1.Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just
pretty much leave me alone.
2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or
a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed...... skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put back in your pocket.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.
17. There are two theories to arguing with a women - Neither one
works.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips
are moving.
19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
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