Does your dog bite?

[Glenn and Lorraine]

A dog was resting in a campground and an RVer was reading nearby on a lawn chair.

"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a recently arrived camper asked. The RVer looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."

Yet when the camper approached the animal, it began snarling and growling, and then attacked his legs. After pulling away from the crazed animal, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The RVer muttered, "Ain't my dog."

[trukdoc]

Leave it to Glenn to come up with a story like that...LOL

[Northstar]

I think it's a great story!!

[The Wind]

Most be nice to have the time to "think"

[Wordsmith]

That ia a hilarious tale; reminds me of one of my neighbors!

[cmp-shooter]

ON THE SAME NOTE:

What do you get when you goose a GHOST



























A HAND FULL OF "SHEET"