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03-04-2007, 09:48 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Retiree Lifestyle
Thought this might be appropriate for some..
And They Ask Why
I Like Retirement!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls
asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have
the time.
Question: What is the common term for
someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
one of their adult kids will want to
store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe
retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of
going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your
parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he
doesn't miss work, but misses the
people he used to work with?
Answer : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on
Sat & Sun I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
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03-04-2007, 03:43 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Forestville
Posts: 6,025
M.O.C. #496
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Thanks for the laughs. I will have to pass a few of these on.
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03-05-2007, 12:06 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Silver Springs
Posts: 2,873
M.O.C. #2716
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Yup. I can relate to these.
Helen
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03-05-2007, 02:49 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lobelville
Posts: 2,128
M.O.C. #6650
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pparamore, those statement are so true. I tried working for about 50 years, and I still don't even like to here that four letter word (WORK). Life is so much easier not to have to do anything, except have fun and spend time with your wife. Every day is a Holiday, and it gets better. And its so much fun when your can move you house. We really hope Delaine's mom get better, we miss being on the road... Thinks for the POST. GBY...
As say if it don't get done today, I will do it tomorrow or whenever.. Life is Good, may the Sun shine on you and yours...
We are so BLESSED.............
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03-05-2007, 02:58 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Green Valley
Posts: 1,618
M.O.C. #6022
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Cute!!
As a new retiree, I look forward to finding out which of these words of wisdom ring most true for me. Yippee!!!!!!
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03-05-2007, 04:31 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Milford
Posts: 923
M.O.C. #1918
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Oh, how so true! My DW and I sure do like retirment.
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03-07-2007, 05:41 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location:
Posts: 2,232
M.O.C. #2975
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Quote:
quote:Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get
everything done.
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I can relate to this one most! Actually all of them!
Dusty
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03-07-2007, 12:52 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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One more ...
You know you are retired when you wake up in the morning with
nothing to do and go to bed at night with it only half done.
BUT, Keep in mind, doing nothing can be a very
tiresome job because you cannot stop to rest
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03-07-2007, 01:24 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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AMEN!!!!! On that one Glenn
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03-07-2007, 01:56 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 196
M.O.C. #1824
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It looks like who ever came up with this list has been spying on me.
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03-07-2007, 02:02 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Big Brother?????
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