Thanksgiving Divorce

[Wifeofdano]

Couldn't resist posting this !


Thanksgiving Divorce
>
> A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and
> says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
> are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
>
> "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight
> of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and
> I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
> they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
>
> She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
> getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
> brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing,
> DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
> "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

[boylanag]

We both are laughing now. Whatever works, eh? Thanks.

[clutch]

That was great.

[noneck]

Love it...but what do you do for following years?

[tom41]

Lisa that was good, thanks for posting!!

[DHenry]

Good laugh, thanks for the post.

[Wifeofdano]

I guess it would only work one time !! LOL
Maybe they'll learn that they can get home on their own after all !!

[JimF]

Love it.... have to try that next year.

[Okie Guy]

I had forgotten about that joke. Thanks for posting it! Still gives me a chuckle when I read it.

[Wifeofdano]

quote:Originally posted by Okie Guy

Still gives me a chuckle when I read it.

Thanks for describing it for me so well !!

[Cyrus]

It would be better if it was turned around. One kid does dinner and invites parents and sisters/brothers. With price of gas/fuel maybe Wifeofdano's way is better.