Little old lady stopped for speeding
This little old lady was driving with her husband and was stopped by a State Trooper. When the trooper approached and asked for her drivers license, she turned and asked her husband "what did he say", he replied, "he wants to see your drivers license". She handed him her license and the trooper looked at it and said, "I see you are from (insert state). I used to date a woman from there. Ugliest woman I have ever seen". She turned to her husband and asked, "what did he say", her husband replied, "he thinks he knows you"..
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