Pledge or it you are really energetic Minwax? First thoughts that popped into my head since I would never agree to polishing woodwork, simply because of the precedent that would be set!
I would make up something along the lines of "It is the majority opinion of the experts of the MOC forum that the woodwork would be subjected to advanced deterioration as a result of the application of any foreign substance!"
Bingo
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Bingo and Cathy - Our adventures begin in the hills of WV. We are
blessed by our 2014 3850FL Big Sky (previous 2011 3750FL and 2007 3400RL) that we pull with a 2007 Chevy Silverado Classic DRW CC dually.