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11-21-2006, 01:45 PM
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Montana Master
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Location: Clearwater
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M.O.C. #420
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Three Wishes.........
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them
Continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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11-21-2006, 11:55 PM
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Montana Fan
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Location: Northeast
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M.O.C. #5072
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Glenn, you're going to be in trouble for this one. Hope you are wearing your hard hat.
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11-22-2006, 12:24 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
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M.O.C. #420
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I shouldn't be in trouble unless they scrolled down.
At that point they are admitting they never listen and only proving the point of the thread.
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11-22-2006, 04:46 AM
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Montana Master
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Location: Malta
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M.O.C. #607
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that's good!
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11-23-2006, 03:18 AM
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Montana Master
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Location: Napanee
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M.O.C. #1493
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You liked that one too.
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11-23-2006, 03:41 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
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M.O.C. #420
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Bill and Ann
You liked that one too.
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So there you are ladies. It was Bill that sent me that joke so he should take some of the blame.
That is of course if you didn't listen and continued to scroll otherwise forget this reply.
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11-23-2006, 03:05 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Gilbert
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M.O.C. #5430
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Glenn that is good...even funnier after my wife read it....
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11-27-2006, 11:50 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Caldwell
Posts: 825
M.O.C. #4855
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THAR'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
FUNNY GLENN!!!!
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11-27-2006, 04:25 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Driftwood
Posts: 1,376
M.O.C. #5446
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Glenn,
Women never listen and men never ask for directions because they are never lost or so my hubby says Who am I to question why we have so many maps in our glove box of the truck. Guess a GPS with a MANS voice might be in order for Christmas LOL. Cute joke.... when I first saw this joke it stopped at
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quote:Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Colleen
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11-27-2006, 04:51 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Denton
Posts: 376
M.O.C. #5993
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ROTFLMAO
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