Why?

[Glenn and Lorraine]

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?






Glenn
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We are using a 2005 White GMC Sierra SLE 2500HD Extended Cab, Short Bed, 4X4
with the Duramax/Allison Combo and Firestone Ride-Rite air bags
to drag around our 2004 Montana 2955RL 32'
using a PullRite 16K SuperGlide Automatic Sliding Hitch

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us!"
You know you are retired when you wake up in the morning with
nothing to do and go to bed at night with it only half done.
BUT, Keep in mind, doing nothing can be a very
tiresome job because you can't stop to rest


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[bsmeaton]

Why is the american flag manufactured in China, and the Mexican flag manufactured in the USA?

[Bob Pasternak]

Why are the key pads on drive up bank machines imprinted with braille?

I went by the state police post on the Indiana toll road the other day. They have several handicap parking spaces marked. Makes me wonder....

'05 Dodge 2500 SLT Quad-cab Cummins. Auto 4X2 LB 3.73. 15K Reese. '06 Montana 3000RK.
I bought a Cummins engine, it just came wrapped in a Dodge.

Seen on a tombstone in Tombstone, AZ "Here lies Lester Moore: 4 slugs from a .44: No Les no more."


Our '06 3000RK. Length: 36' 2". (Nose cap to ladder.) OAL 52'. Dry weight (2 filled gas bottles.)10340. Pin weight: 2240
Truck GCWR: 20000; Unit as pictured: 17820.

[Emmel]

OK, so why can I back my 5er beside my house with 4/6 inches along the whole side and if someone watches me at a campground it takes me 3or4 tries to back into a BIG campsite?

Steve&Patti 2004 model 3280
2002 Duramax 4x4 crew cab SB

[Old GI]

Why is it when your not able to get on the internet and you call your provider, they tell you that all accociates are busy and direct you to go to their web site for help.

Pete, Waltraud (Wally), Brian(Grandson) and Hannah (Big German Shepherd).
2005 Ford F-350 Lariat DRW FX4 Crew Cab 6.0 Turbo Diesel, w/tow boss package, dual batteries and alternators. Reese 16K fifth wheel and a 2005 Montana 2955RL.
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[Bob Pasternak]

Why is it that if you slather a slice of bread with peanut butter and lots of jelly, then drop it, the probabilities of it falling to the floor jelly side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet?

'05 Dodge 2500 SLT Quad-cab Cummins. Auto 4X2 LB 3.73. 15K Reese. '06 Montana 3000RK.
I bought a Cummins engine, it just came wrapped in a Dodge.

Seen on a tombstone in Tombstone, AZ "Here lies Lester Moore: 4 slugs from a .44: No Les no more."


Our '06 3000RK. Length: 36' 2". (Nose cap to ladder.) OAL 52'. Dry weight (2 filled gas bottles.)10340. Pin weight: 2240
Truck GCWR: 20000; Unit as pictured: 17820.

[Glenn and Lorraine]

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

I'd like you to see you figure these out:
How big is a jumboshrimp....
How big is a smallcrowd....
How can you be prettyugly?
Who would need to buy a solar-powered flashlight?
A loud whisper???
What is civil war?

A door that's open is called ajar; what is it called when a jar is open?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs...shouldn't they wear nightgowns?

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?

If a persons kills their clone, is it murder or suicide?

What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawii?


Glenn
Montana Owners Home Page
RV Related Links

Glenn and Lorraine
M O C - 4 2 0
WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS



Click on either of the above for a larger image
We are using a 2005 White GMC Sierra SLE 2500HD Extended Cab, Short Bed, 4X4
with the Duramax/Allison Combo and Firestone Ride-Rite air bags
to drag around our 2004 Montana 2955RL 32'
using a PullRite 16K SuperGlide Automatic Sliding Hitch

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us!"
You know you are retired when you wake up in the morning with
nothing to do and go to bed at night with it only half done.
BUT, Keep in mind, doing nothing can be a very
tiresome job because you can't stop to rest


Click on the Flags for the Forecast

[boat391]

why is it that if I want it nobody has it why is it if your blinker is turning left your truck turns right why ask why

tim ford

[adelmoll]

Glenn, that Hawaii one is cracking me up.

Why am I reading this forum when I have tons of things to do?

Helen

To follow our journey please click: Bill and Helen's Journey
2005 Montana 3475 pulled by our 2005 Ford 350 Power Stroke Diesel

[Bluegill]

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



'06 F350 SD King Ranch CC LB 6.0L PSD FX4 4x4
Still shopping for the Monty !




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[indy roadrunner]

Helen - you started this thing - now you have to read all of them.
Glenn - I have an answer for one of your why's. The reason they have an Interstate in Hawaii is so the D.O.T. can argue they need more money to build a toll road from Calif to Hawaii to connect the interstate.

Phill & Gladys
Sometimes me sits and thinks - sometimes me just sits.
06 GMC 2500HD Duramax 4x4
06 Montana 3400RL
Bichon - CEO

[Searchers]

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Don & Claudia
MOC 1685
1999 2850RK
1995 F250 Ext.Cab 4x4 7.3 PSD