Rednecks and Chickens....

[Glenn and Lorraine]

Two rednecks, Jethro and Clem, meet on a country road.

Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”.

"CHICKENES, eh?" says Clem. "Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you done gots in dat thar bag, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em."

Clem scratches his head and guesses,..............

"Ummmm... five?!!"

[indy roadrunner]

Just goes to show you that Clem ain't too smart. If it was me a better guess would have been FOUR.

Phill & Gladys
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