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Old 08-15-2006, 03:21 PM   #1
Ozzie
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A joke for you...

Bathing The Cat


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog.


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Old 08-15-2006, 06:23 PM   #2
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oh Ozzie that was great. I needed this laugh tonight.
Happy trails............................................ .

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Old 08-16-2006, 01:26 AM   #3
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Great one!
The second trip to the John with the cat, will be a little more difficult....

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Old 08-16-2006, 09:13 AM   #4
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I thought it was very funny but my cat "bear" didn't agree!


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Old 08-16-2006, 09:13 AM   #5
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I am sending this to all my friends who have cats, or dogs.
Did anyone know cats can climb tile walls. That is what ours did the time we threw him in the tub.

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