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11-05-2005, 05:28 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid...
A few crumbs short of a crouton.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few peas short of a casserole.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Has the intelligence of a Carrot
If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enougn to blow his nose.
How many can YOU add to this list???????????
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11-05-2005, 05:57 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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He would screw up a one car funeral prosession.
Or screw one a stool diner.
Otis syndrome (elevator not going to top)
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11-05-2005, 11:24 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Milwaukee
Posts: 196
M.O.C. #1824
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Brain rattles around like a bb in a box car.
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11-05-2005, 01:02 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world
A few bricks short of a wall.
A few inches short of a foot.
A few kernels short of an ear.
A few links shy of a chain.
A few ants short of a picnic.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A flower short of an arrangement.
Always loses battles of wits because he's unarmed.
Always sharpening his sleeping skills.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ars from a hole in the ground).
Answers the door when the phone rings.
As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.
And another of my favorites....His Warranty expired.
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11-05-2005, 02:48 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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"If brains were lard, he couldn't grease a pan."
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11-06-2005, 08:26 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where we are parked
Posts: 226
M.O.C. #3125
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Takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Dumber than a sack full of hoe handles.
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11-07-2005, 10:28 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brewster
Posts: 102
M.O.C. #3100
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Has a full sea bag but not all his gear is stenciled....(you had to be in the Navy!)
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11-08-2005, 03:22 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Swanton
Posts: 380
M.O.C. #409
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A few bits short of a byte.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
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11-10-2005, 02:42 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location:
Posts: 655
M.O.C. #36
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To quote Everett Ulyess McGill referring to Pete & Delmar in "O Brother Where Art Thou" - "You boys are dumber than a sack full of hammers".
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11-10-2005, 03:49 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Glendale
Posts: 1,219
M.O.C. #635
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that driveway doesn't make it all the way to the street...
I think Mommy and Daddy may be related....
Got whopped by an infected ugly stick.....
Was there an operation?????
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11-11-2005, 11:27 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where we are parked
Posts: 226
M.O.C. #3125
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His family tree has no branches.
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11-11-2005, 02:04 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Destin
Posts: 166
M.O.C. #821
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He's running about a quart low.
His elevator don't stop at all floors.
He's a few volts shy of 12. (For RVrs)
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11-15-2005, 01:40 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Omaha
Posts: 2,076
M.O.C. #2780
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he's a bubble off center
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2015 GMC Denali, Duramax/Allison
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11-23-2005, 02:10 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location:
Posts: 540
M.O.C. #4483
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He/She, is suffering from a rectal, cranial inversion.
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