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This morning the Pastor.....
was completing her sermon. With great emphasis she said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis she said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking her fist in the air, she said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, she sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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