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Senior Dress Code
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> > SENIOR DRESS CODE
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> > Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY
> > over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused
> > about how we should present ourselves. Despite what
> > you may have seen on the streets, the following
> > combinations DO NOT go together And should be
> > avoided:
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> > 1. A nose ring and bifocals
> > 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
> > 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
> > 4. Miniskirts and support hose
> > 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
> > 6. Speedo's and cellulite
> > 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder
> > surgery scar
> > 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
> > 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
> > 10. Bikinis and liver spots
> > 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
> > 12. Inline skates and a walker
> >
> > And last, but not least...my personal favorite
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> > 13. Thongs and Depends
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