Fading Baby Boomers

[Glenn and Lorraine]

For some it was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
The Bee Gees
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Ringo Starr
I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
Roberta Flack
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash
I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Commodores
Once, Twice, Three Times to the bathroom
Marvin Gaye
I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
Poco Harem
A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptation
Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone
Abba
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando
Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy
I am Woman, Hear me Snore
Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again
Leslie Gore
It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
Remember "Gittin old aint for sissies"!