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Dog Haiku
Dog Haiku
01.
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
02.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
03.
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face.
04.
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
05.
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot --
Sniff this and weep.
06.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
07.
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss--
Well, maybe catching rats.
08.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as I do.
09.
The cat is not all
Bad--she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
10.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
11.
My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their feet.
I fart a big one.
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