The Elevator

[Cat320]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The circles flashed as they went all the way up, stopped and came all the way back down.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

[sreigle]

Rolling on the floor...

[exav8tr]

Those Amish are pretty smart, eh?

[campbud]

That was a good one...

[Ozzie]

Does that really work?

[indy roadrunner]

Good one - Hey mom lets got to town and find an elevator.

[Wrenchtraveller]

Loved it, after taking a week long elevator repair course, I use the stairs.

[Driftwoodgal]

You guys best be sure the mall has a defibrillator We don't want any of you having a heart attack after the elevator doors open up.

wink wink

[sheiba1]

Where exactly do I find those Shiny Silver Doors? Then again you never know what will be returned so I will stick with what I have.

[Longwell]

Imagine what the guys watching the top floor opening of the elevator thought!
Larry