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02-10-2007, 06:10 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2006
Location:
Posts: 1,700
M.O.C. #5751
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Being PC
NOTICE!!
Due to the climate of political correctness now prevailing in America, Arkansans, Georgians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, we have possums to fry...
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02-10-2007, 06:20 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oakland
Posts: 887
M.O.C. #5811
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Is that road kill possum. They have the best flavor.
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02-10-2007, 06:29 AM
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Seasoned Camper
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Royal
Posts: 66
M.O.C. #6706
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We use one of those fat pieces of chalk to draw a circle on any road kill on the way to wally-world. Then on the way back home if we come across a road kill that don'tg have a circle around it we have it for supper.lol
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02-10-2007, 08:30 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Olahoma City
Posts: 1,219
M.O.C. #6054
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Bert
We had a Senior Manager in town from New York for the first time last year since the comapny purchased us some 9 years ago. She said "I thought I would see cowboys on horses and Indians with bows when I got here." If she would have been joking I could have laughed but she was serious as a heart attack. She hasn't come back from the northeast since that trip.
Phil
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02-10-2007, 08:44 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2006
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M.O.C. #5751
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Yeah, they talk funny up there, too.
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02-10-2007, 09:27 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Green Valley
Posts: 1,618
M.O.C. #6022
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Bert--as a resident of Virginia for the last 28 years, I RESEMBLE that remark about Virginians!!!!! Careful, or I may have a Macacca episode!!!!!!
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02-10-2007, 10:48 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location:
Posts: 608
M.O.C. #6162
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You FRY them first. Damn, no wonder they tasted funny.
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02-10-2007, 01:21 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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Phil, I still have people ask me if we live in an igloo. I have never even seen an igloo....
Phil
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02-10-2007, 01:24 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location:
Posts: 1,568
M.O.C. #4890
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This was sent to me by my friend in NJ, he also sent me the above motto joke,
Two boys are playing football in the park of a small
town in Oklahoma.
Suddenly, one of the boys is attacked by a crazed
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a
stick and shoves it under the dog's collar and twists
it. Breaking the dog's neck and saves his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He
tells the boy he's going to write the story. I'll
title it 'Young Sooner Fan Saves Friend from Vicious
Animal'... he said
"But I'm not a Sooner fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Oklahoma, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does
'Cowboy Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack'...
sound?"
"I'm not a Cowboy fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in Oklahoma was either for the
Cowboys or the Sooners. What team do you root for?",
the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Longhorn fan," the boy
replies.... "They're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
notebook, and writes:
"Little Red-necked Bastard From Texas Kills Beloved
Family Pet."
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02-10-2007, 01:54 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2006
Location:
Posts: 1,700
M.O.C. #5751
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by David and Jo-Anna
Bert--as a resident of Virginia for the last 28 years, I RESEMBLE that remark about Virginians!!!!! Careful, or I may have a Macacca episode!!!!!!
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I was talking about New Yawkers, not y'all from Virginia. The DW is from east TN, I lak the wey she talks...as well as y'all.
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02-11-2007, 02:38 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Madison
Posts: 1,239
M.O.C. #5906
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Lot's of them Applatchin Americuns have moved north to Ohio. They had to build a bunch of brigges accoss the Ohio River so they could swim home in the shade.
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