Too funny - Montana Owners Club

ARJ · 01-01-2007, 07:24 AM

I ran across this on the Everest owners site.

"I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh!

On impulse, I told her that, no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purses with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door."