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09-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Bumper Stickers
Life is just like a straw - it sucks.
Support the right to arm bears!
If you can read this you're in range.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
Warning! I drive like you do.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Born free. Taxed to death.
Tell me to "stuff it." I'm a taxidermist.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
My REALITY CHECK Bounced.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
My karma ran over my dogma.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off Now!
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR"
TWO types of Pedestrian exist - the quick and the dead
SSSHHH! Driver Asleep
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09-08-2006, 01:23 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tipton
Posts: 3,646
M.O.C. #191
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Ok, this one had me laughing OUT loud!
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
gollllllly, love that!
Carol
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09-08-2006, 01:44 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lone Tree
Posts: 5,615
M.O.C. #6109
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(posted upside down) IF YOU CAN READ THIS - ROLL ME OVER
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09-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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Ed had this one on our old truck - he almost wouldn't let it go because he lost his bumper sticker.
I ran out of sick pay so I called in dead.
Happy trails.........................
Sue and Ed Rowe
Hemet California 2005 3400RL  2006 GMC 3500 Dually, D/A, Crew Cab, Long Bed  |
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09-08-2006, 02:19 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tipton
Posts: 3,646
M.O.C. #191
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Oh, Sue, that is funny!!!
(Thanks Glenn)
Al & Carol Stevens Tipton, Mi.
Retired - Traveling with 4 Yorkies
2004 3295RK
2003 GMC 3500 Allison/8.1
PullRite 15.5K Super 5th
Line-X
JackRabbit tonneau cover
Bilstein shocks
Isolator Pin Box
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Our take on RV ownership, "Ya better be handy with your hands and handy with your cash."
Every day spent on earth is a blessing, every day spent in our Montana is a day blessed twice.
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09-09-2006, 09:27 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Longwell
Good ones here! My favorite is:
If you can read this thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
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Mine too!!!!
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09-09-2006, 12:18 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Forgot the one I have on the back of my TV..
If you can read this
I have lost my trailer.
Glenn
Montana Owners Home Page
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09-09-2006, 12:34 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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LOOK OUT!
I DRIVE JUST LIKE YOU
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
… DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO
DRIVE ANY CLOSER AND
I'M GONNA SLAP YOU
I'M NOT GOING SLOW...
THE CLOWN IN FRONT OF ME IS
I'M RETIRED
GO AROUND ME
HOW FAST WAS I GOING, OFFICER?
NOT FAST ENOUGH, I GUESS...
I MADE IT OVER THE HILL AND
ALL I GOT WAS THIS DAMN STICKER
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09-10-2006, 03:13 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Beaumont
Posts: 244
M.O.C. #4995
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Glenn and Lorraine
Life is just like a straw - it sucks.
Support the right to arm bears!
If you can read this you're in range.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
Warning! I drive like you do.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Born free. Taxed to death.
Tell me to "stuff it." I'm a taxidermist.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
My REALITY CHECK Bounced.
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
My karma ran over my dogma.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off Now!
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR"
TWO types of Pedestrian exist - the quick and the dead
SSSHHH! Driver Asleep
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