Women's Love Poem

[tbhd]

This was in a local newspaper here in Montana. Got kinda a chuckle and thought I would pass it along.

Woman's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind? I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute woman who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

[Wifeofdano]

[crandallbradley]

Sounds like cash is this woman's problem. Sounds like 90 percent of the women out there. When I find a woman that isn't MONEY hungry I will see if she wants to have her back rubed.