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Old 12-07-2009, 08:30 AM   #1
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Must be full timers!

(This was actually reported by a teacher)

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.

They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona

Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted
green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and
wear name tags because they don't know who they are

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up
and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.. He watches all day so nobody can escape.

Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.

And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.

The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life
to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be
retarded someday too..

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.

Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:51 PM   #2
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oh, out of the mouths of babes!!! That was too funny...had both me and DH rolling
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:07 PM   #3
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Hey being in retardment isn't all that bad. I think I saw that guy in the doll house just South of Quartzsite.
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Old 12-09-2009, 03:44 AM   #4
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quote:Originally posted by clutch

Hey being in retardment isn't all that bad. I think I saw that guy in the doll house just South of Quartzsite.
Hey clutch....no names, please, it might be someone we know!
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