Money can...
Money can buy a house but not a home
Money can buy a bed but not sleep
Money can buy a clock but not time
Money can buy a book but not knowledge
Money can buy food but not an appetite
Money can buy position but not respect
Money can buy blood but not life
Money can buy medicine but not health
Money can buy insurance but not safety
So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.......
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
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