Bumper Stickers

[Glenn and Lorraine]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening to Me

Honk If Anything Falls Off

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From the Next Exit

Where Are We Going and Why Am I In This Handbasket?

I Haven't Lost My Mind, I just gave away to many pieces

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.

Boldly Going Nowhere

How Many Roads Must a Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

Hang the hell up!! You ain't in no phone booth!!!

I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!

[Parrothead]

Ed had this one on our previous TV - I used up all my sick leave so I called in Dead.
Happy trails..................