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Old 11-29-2007, 07:08 AM   #1
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Bama Humor


A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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How can you tell if an Alabama redneck is married?

There's dried tobacco juice on both doors of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?

Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented ?

Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?

(Come on- this is funny!)

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total
loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in Alabama.

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here
are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in
Arkansas?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world
is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"

 
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