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Old 11-27-2007, 09:47 AM   #1
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The Husband Store

The Husband Store!


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . .
.. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!
 
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:15 PM   #2
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Now that one I really really like.
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:48 AM   #3
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They didn't include me!!!!
I'm a basement dweller.
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:38 PM   #4
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Do they take returns? Just kidding!
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