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12-28-2012, 02:23 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Navarre
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Humor
Ramblings of a Retired Mind
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I seldom need one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener, also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me; they were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
Enjoy Your Days and Love Your Life, because Life is a journey to be savored.
Happy New Year,
Mike
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12-28-2012, 03:50 AM
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Funny, Thanks!
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12-28-2012, 06:22 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Land O Lakes
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:-)
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12-28-2012, 06:24 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Duvall
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Loved them. Humor is a wonderful thing.
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12-28-2012, 09:59 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Fayetteville
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:-) Good stuff, Mike! LOL !!!
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12-28-2012, 12:36 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Concord
Posts: 575
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Thanks for the good laugh.
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12-28-2012, 12:57 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Pahrump
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Love it, I am going to use a few of those.
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12-28-2012, 06:35 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Kamloops
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Now that's funny, thanks!
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12-28-2012, 11:08 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Orange
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Posessing a sense of humor is one of the most important things a human can have. W/O it we just seem to fail in so many ways as we go through life.
You sir are a gifted man...thank you for making me smile.
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12-29-2012, 01:13 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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Thanks Mike. Not only funny but parts of it are true! Happy New Year, Jim
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12-29-2012, 03:20 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Vermontville
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Good one Mike, thanks for the laughs!
Dave
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12-29-2012, 04:30 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Grand Ledge
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Thanks for the laughs Mike, anddddddddd, helping me understand some things that go along with my age--lol. As for the furniture disease, I'm wishing my chest wouldn't have been so big, my drawers wouldn't have to be so large now. Happy Trails, Steve and Susie
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12-29-2012, 05:44 AM
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Site Team
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