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Famous Civil War battle sites
A Tennesee tour bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites at Gettysburg.
“Here,” he points out at one spot, “is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of them Yankees.
Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole dang platoon of Yanks.
Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers.”
A tourist says, “Didn't the North ever win a battle?”
“Well, ma'am I reckon they did but not while I'm driving this bus.”
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