Gone fishin'"

[Bob Pasternak]

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing

[Waynem]

Oh oh! You found us out!!!
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One day when I was wanting to play golf and something else had been scheduled, at 0500 I snuggled up in that same anticipation, and asked the question regarding the snuggling, or playing golf. She replied, "Wear your sweater, it's cold out there!"