Weakest Link Putdowns..

[Glenn and Lorraine]

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.

Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree

A donut short of being a cop

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

As bright as Alaska in December.

He's several sausages short of a barbecue.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

He's so dense, light bends around him

All Preparation, no H

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[CountryGuy]

Elevator does not go all the way up,

or

Elevator got stuck going up.



Lights are on, no one is home.

[bsmeaton]

not the sharpest knife in the drawer

[bsmeaton]

Ooops - guess you already had that Glenn

[Parrothead]

Otis Syndrome (Otis makes elevators - so the same as elevator doesn't go all the way to the top). You can say this without others knowing as long as the person you are talking to knows it also. My friend and I use to use it all the time at work.
Happy trails......................

Sue and Ed Rowe
Hemet California

2005 3400RL

2006 GMC 3500 Dually, D/A, Crew Cab, Long Bed

[Parrothead]

He'd screw up a one car funeral procession or

He'd screw up a one stool diner

He is suffering from brain freeze

He is gray matter challenged (also known as GMC) (not knocking out wonderful trucks guys)

Happy trails......................

Sue and Ed Rowe
Hemet California

2005 3400RL

2006 GMC 3500 Dually, D/A, Crew Cab, Long Bed

[Longwell]

He's as sharp as a bowling ball!

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