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01-29-2009, 04:53 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: St. John
Posts: 591
M.O.C. #800
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WalMart greeter:
Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have
become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job
as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I
lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said
pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there, are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9,
and the youngest one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid
Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this
line of work
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01-29-2009, 06:22 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lone Tree
Posts: 5,615
M.O.C. #6109
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Yep - I got your old job,
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01-29-2009, 08:22 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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ROFLMAO
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01-29-2009, 10:13 AM
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#4
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Texico
Posts: 1,917
M.O.C. #6150
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Hahahahahaha. According to my DW, that sounds like something I would say. I don't believe her for a second  .
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01-29-2009, 10:52 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: North Ridgeville
Posts: 20,229
M.O.C. #2839
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Yippes?????
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01-29-2009, 01:02 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: chattanooga
Posts: 1,002
M.O.C. #6363
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well I gotta say....that was one "hell of a great come back!!" you probably were a lot nicer then I would have been!
Tom
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01-29-2009, 01:15 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Dade City
Posts: 691
M.O.C. #6817
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OK guys, let's keep it clean. You are teetering on the edge of it being locked or removed. Thanks.
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01-29-2009, 01:17 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Fallon
Posts: 6,064
M.O.C. #1989
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Thanks for our laugh for the day! Miss you
Love, Ed and Sue
Happy trails.......................
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01-29-2009, 02:07 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Grove City
Posts: 1,357
M.O.C. #5192
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I wish I would have thought of that reply.
LOL!
Larry
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01-29-2009, 02:19 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Apple Valley
Posts: 1,574
M.O.C. #1358
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Great story...loved it and so did my wife...
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01-30-2009, 03:06 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Powell
Posts: 250
M.O.C. #7880
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Thanks for the story, we both enjoyed reading it. Jon
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01-30-2009, 03:29 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Green Valley
Posts: 1,618
M.O.C. #6022
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Brad,
We didn't realize you were a Walmart greeter - how long have you had the job and how do you like it?
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01-30-2009, 08:00 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Davis
Posts: 482
M.O.C. #4524
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LOL, LOL, LOl!
Bob I disagree with your supervisor.....I think you are perfect for the job!
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01-31-2009, 05:39 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lone Tree
Posts: 5,615
M.O.C. #6109
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David and Jo-Anna,
Just a trick photograph I made a few years ago during the last recession.
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02-01-2009, 03:56 AM
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Established Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Silverdale
Posts: 32
M.O.C. #8377
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After working in the banking industry for 33 years and waiting on all types of people, I wish I could have said some of the things that crossed my mine!
Your story made me laugh!
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02-02-2009, 08:30 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location:
Posts: 2,232
M.O.C. #2975
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That woman must have been a sister to the "lady?" that I had a confrontation with in walmart check out lane.
Great story! I am still laughing. You made my day!
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02-07-2009, 08:26 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Orangevale
Posts: 2,341
M.O.C. #49
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I just read this thread. Very funny.. and I have to show this one to my husband.
Bob, we can always count on you to give us a good laugh. We'll miss you and Jeanne at Lake Siskiyou this year!
Take care.... 
Margee.
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