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12-03-2004, 06:42 PM
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#141
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Oceanside
Posts: 20,028
M.O.C. #20
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cotton to that idea but he's a good 'ole boy and didn't want to let them down. So, Glenn decided to take all the goodies and distribute them to...
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12-04-2004, 01:11 AM
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#142
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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the needy but after some serious thought he decided to open up his own yard sale. As the other MOCers were still hanging about and they all liked good bargains Glenn sold out in just an hours time and he made $150 bucks to boot. Well it wasn't long before Vicki found out what he had done with all her expensive gifts that she ............
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12-11-2004, 06:10 PM
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#143
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Macomb Twp
Posts: 1,451
M.O.C. #2221
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had bought for all the MOC members. She was so upset that she cried and cried until Glenn agreed to.....
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12-14-2004, 11:07 AM
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#144
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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give her a 10% finders fee. Afterall if it wasn't for Vicki there would have been nothing to sell and the MOC customers were only there because of her. AND he just thought it would be in the spirit of Christmas to give her a kick back. Just than Steve jumped in and demanded his......
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12-14-2004, 01:30 PM
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#145
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Topeka
Posts: 1,121
M.O.C. #2215
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... wife (that would be Vicki) take him shopping for a new computer or, at the very least, that they go on a quest to find a Camping World, because after all he had been rolled down the street over 6,000 times and he really, truly needed some retail therapy at a boys' toy store. Then, all of a sudden, before he knew what was happening, Glenn came rushing in and announced ...
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12-15-2004, 01:58 AM
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#146
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Racine
Posts: 809
M.O.C. #1165
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hurry, hurry, they opened a new buffet restaurant downtown. Let's go an' eat, I'll buy, says Glenn. With the profits from the rummage sale burning a whole in his pocket off they go in Steve's new ford pickup to .....
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12-15-2004, 06:27 PM
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#147
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Oceanside
Posts: 20,028
M.O.C. #20
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(I better jump in here before Glenn tries to finish by saying to trade my Ford for a lesser truck.  )
...to that new buffet restaurant downtown. After all of MOC enjoyed lunch on Glenn, Glenn decided to make this a party, so he announced he will buy...
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12-16-2004, 01:06 AM
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#148
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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(Didn't know they made a "lesser truck")
everyone dessert. But because of all the carbs, sugar, fats and other bad for your health stuff they had just ingested at the buffet he decided against it.
Instead he piled everyone back in Steve's truck and went on an impossible mission of finding that "lesser truck". They went to the GMC dealer and couldn't find one, they went to the Dodge dealer but no luck, when they got the Chevy dealer they asked the Chevy salesman if he had a "lesser truck" than Steve's new '05 Ford F250 SD Lariat CC SB 6.0L PSD/TS FX4 4x4. The salesman thought and thought and thought and finally asked "is there a "lesser truck"?" With that Steve got into his new truck and........
Steve, What can I say, someone opens the door and I will surely walk in
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12-16-2004, 09:02 AM
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#149
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Oceanside
Posts: 20,028
M.O.C. #20
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(Glenn, you're a hoot! 
drove back to the rally where all the members decided to pool their $1000 certificates from Jeff Rank and buy a community ...
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12-16-2004, 10:08 AM
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#150
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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Cambridge 5er. The biggest one Montana makes and not one from stock either but a custom ordered rig with every option available. All the "Bells and Whistles". There was just one problem. Even with all 67 rally attendees contributing their $1,000 certificate they came up way way short. The only solution was to............
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12-16-2004, 10:19 AM
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#151
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Topeka
Posts: 1,121
M.O.C. #2215
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... have a garage sale! Everyone got excited and contributed lots and lots of good stuff and it looked like the sale would be a success. But then we heard Lorraine cry out "oh no ... not again!" ...
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12-21-2004, 01:09 PM
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#152
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Oceanside
Posts: 20,028
M.O.C. #20
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And Lorraine demanded that Glenn donate **all** the money he got from his garage sales of the Reigle gifts, not just a 10% finders fee. Glenn, crying in his beer, then said "yes, dear", and...
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12-21-2004, 01:38 PM
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#153
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clearwater
Posts: 10,917
M.O.C. #420
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he immediately starts thinking of his favorite charity to donate the money to.
CHARITY? he thought and it came to him in a flash and he was off to Gananoque, Ontario, Canada and the Thousand Islands "Charity" Casino.
He than places the entire proceeds on the 0 of the Roulette wheel.
(Note; if the green 0 comes in it pays 35 to 1)
The croupier starts the spin and launches the ball. Lo and behold when the ball drops and the wheel stops spinning............
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