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03-20-2012, 05:00 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Rising Fawn
Posts: 353
M.O.C. #11268
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Niece for sale
Anyone need a niece? Mine's for sale.
As we were pulling out of the campsite yesterday, she said to me, "Aunt Patty, you need to add something to your breaking camp checklist."
"What, sweetie?"
"Put the slides in."
Well, I like to have broke my ankle hitting the brake, and the same for my neck when I turned around to look.
Of course, the slides were in. But the joke was the perfect ending to the trip. I was owned, as the kids say...
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03-20-2012, 05:06 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Shore
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A statement like that would definitely make one look!
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03-20-2012, 05:08 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Wilsey
Posts: 18,799
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The little bugger is just too cute!
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03-20-2012, 05:38 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Santa Fe Springs
Posts: 4,189
M.O.C. #639
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"Kids say the dardist things" quote from Art Liknletter.
she sure knows how to get your attention.
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03-21-2012, 01:42 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Goshen
Posts: 1,058
M.O.C. #2827
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Sounds to me that, she was getting even for something. Kids like this have a "teacher"! Is there something you need to confess, Pat?
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03-21-2012, 02:02 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Homosassa
Posts: 307
M.O.C. #12211
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LOL!
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03-21-2012, 04:42 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: _
Posts: 5,238
M.O.C. #6337
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CLASSIC!
Got cha!
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03-21-2012, 05:50 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hollister
Posts: 1,043
M.O.C. #10764
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I would have put here on top of the Monty and tell her to surf her way home. Just kidding!
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03-21-2012, 06:50 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 5,816
M.O.C. #9257
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My, how times have changed. Back in the day, kids never joked like that. Us children in the rear knew that whatever adult was driving had the ability to reach back from where they sat and smack anyone else wherever they sat in the vehicle and this was the rule. Fear alone, prevented me from "smart" comments like that towards any adult. As I got older, I called it "respect" but it was fear. Anyone else remember that? Then for that particular comment, there was no repurcussion for the brat's head to smack whatever was in front when slamming on the brakes since seatbelt laws prevent that too.
I like the way Captain Joe thinks, but don't forget to nail the child's feet to the roof so they don't fall off. Then for extra safety avoid bridges. You don't wanna kill them, just teach them a lesson. Maybe attaching them to the top of the truck would be better unless they are real tall. For a better lesson, hopefully it's summertime and the bugs are out, heh-heh.
Kids these days.... no fear, no respect, just "smart" comments with no recourse because we take too good of care of them. But we love 'em anyway.
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03-21-2012, 07:49 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Bern
Posts: 4,372
M.O.C. #8728
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Sounds like a girl after my own heart.
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03-21-2012, 09:03 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Land O Lakes
Posts: 2,783
M.O.C. #10246
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Pat, your sales pitch should not have included her wicked sense of humor!
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03-21-2012, 01:22 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Rising Fawn
Posts: 353
M.O.C. #11268
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We had the best time! We joked back & forth all week, and (believe me) she owed me one by the time we left.
Next time we go out, I'm going to figure out a way to make her sit on a funnel cake...
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03-21-2012, 05:55 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hillsboro
Posts: 593
M.O.C. #8238
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Now we understand why some animals EAT their young.........
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03-21-2012, 10:08 PM
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Established Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Onoway
Posts: 39
M.O.C. #9979
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I won't buy yours but OMFG I so can relate!!! We should all be so blessed with young family that can keep our humor intact. I have numerous relatives of varying degree of relations and we all keep each other on out toes!!! Life, humor and family keep us all blessed! pppsssttt i hope she gets you again teehee
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03-22-2012, 01:15 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Goshen
Posts: 1,058
M.O.C. #2827
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That's what I thought! The apple didn't fall far from that tree!!!
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03-22-2012, 01:33 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Fayetteville
Posts: 4,200
M.O.C. #11401
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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree", they say.LOL
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03-22-2012, 02:47 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Manassas
Posts: 562
M.O.C. #4327
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ha ha! Made you look!!
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03-25-2012, 05:18 AM
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Seasoned Camper
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tomball
Posts: 83
M.O.C. #11565
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Actually, I do not consider this as humor or anything else funny. I would have had some strong words for her and made sure she NEVER did something like that again. It is not humorous to make a FALSE statement about something that can destroy your possessions and cause you to be so startled as to slam on the brakes. This is just like someone letting you pull fully into a stoplight intersection and yell 'Look Out'. Not funny at all. I think she needs her bottom spanked and some grounded time to make a good impression on her that something like this is NOT FUNNY and will NOT BE TOLERATED.
Frankly, I do not care to hear anyone else's opinion. My girls would NEVER have done something like this when I was raising them. They had better manners and knew better. A smart mouthed child is NEVER a pleasure to be around!
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03-25-2012, 08:11 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Campbellsville
Posts: 123
M.O.C. #5075
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by jetenbu
Actually, I do not consider this as humor or anything else funny. I would have had some strong words for her and made sure she NEVER did something like that again. It is not humorous to make a FALSE statement about something that can destroy your possessions and cause you to be so startled as to slam on the brakes. This is just like someone letting you pull fully into a stoplight intersection and yell 'Look Out'. Not funny at all. I think she needs her bottom spanked and some grounded time to make a good impression on her that something like this is NOT FUNNY and will NOT BE TOLERATED.
Frankly, I do not care to hear anyone else's opinion. My girls would NEVER have done something like this when I was raising them. They had better manners and knew better. A smart mouthed child is NEVER a pleasure to be around!
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Lighten up Jim. Pat was pulling out of the campsite, not travelling down the highway.
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04-01-2012, 09:09 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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I think that she should have held it all in - until today!
And today's date is?
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