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Old 01-31-2006, 09:21 AM   #1
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DRINKING AGAIN...

This fellow's been drinking at a bar all night and is a bit drunk. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the drunk stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides the hell with it and crawls the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.

"The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again."
 
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Old 01-31-2006, 11:16 AM   #2
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Too funny!!
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:53 PM   #3
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That gave me laugh for the day! Good one!
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:24 AM   #5
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Great joke Glenn.
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Old 02-03-2006, 04:51 AM   #6
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Good one......
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