The Story of Retirees ...

[vickir]

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

[Glenn and Lorraine]

Excellent, Luv It. Wish I had posted it.

[Parrothead]

Priceless Vicki and so true!
Happy trails.....................

[tollmann]

The only problems with being retired are:
1. No paid holidays.
2. No time and a half on Saturday.
3. No paid vacations.
But I can with live with that.

[prariepoodle]

Vicki, this is great I loved it.

[Gypsy]

Thanks, Vicki - this is great! I just copied it for some retired friends.

[Parrothead]

Tom
I kind of look at retirement as a full time vacation! I get a check every month - it's just not as big as the one I use to get.
Happy trails..................

[jrgwdenner]

Wonderful, Vicki. Retirement is great, isn't it?

[adelmoll]

Vicki, I was wondering when you would be back. It was worth waiting for. Good job.

Helen

[SAndreasen]

Oh so true and there is NO alarm clocks in our camper!!!! But the best is that I get to spend all that "free" time with my best friend, Sharon my DW!

[tollmann]

My wife says that the problem with retirement is "Twice as much husband half as much money". I can live with that.

[Northstar]

Retirement is the only way to go. TKS Vicki.

[paulrem]

Retirement is great, now if I could get out of doing all of the other things.