Deep Thoughts

[Exnavydiver]

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too
>Seriously:
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>1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
>2. A day without sunshine is like. Night.
>
>3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
>4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
>spot.
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>5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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>6. Remember, half the people you know are below
>average.
>
>7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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>8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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>9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
>mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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>10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
>people have.
>
>11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
>memory.
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>12. Change is inevitable, except from vending
>machines.
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>13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
>payments.
>
>14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise
>my hand.
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>15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
>wrong lane.
>
>17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
>off now.
>
>18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just
>don't have film.
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>19. How much deeper would the ocean be without
>sponges?
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>20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
>jet engines.
>
>21. What happens if you get scared half to death
>twice?
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>22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
>louder.
>
>23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
>24. Inside every older person is a younger person
>wondering what happened.
>
>25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we
>would all fall off.
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>26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
>people
>appear bright until you hear them speak.
>
>27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's
>more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might
>burn your ass tomorrow