Five rules for a happy life:

[Bob Pasternak]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

[mamashappy]

you were doing good until #5.

[bncinwv]

DW's response: "That's terrible". I know I am truly blessed because I can ignore number 5!!!!!
Bingo

[clutch]

I'm with you Bingo, 42 years this summer.

[Ed Benson]

AMEN to the first 4 - but that #5 can and probably will get you kilt!!
40 and counting for us - been great and getting better! I am a fortunate feller.