Why I Like Retirement

[DHenry]

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending coffee break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses some of the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest.

[TheCoachPotatoes]

Now that is really cute! Thank you for sharing it. Looking forward to the good life!!!!

I think Glenn's quote says it all when he says "You know you're retired when you wake up with nothing to do and go to bed with it only half done."

[JimnJulie]

Thanks for sharing, now I can pass it on to the kids so they might begin to understand just how busy we are!

[Glenn and Lorraine]

Also, the toughest part of retirement is you spend the day doing nothing and don't have time to take a break.

[Army Guy]

Now I know why I can't wait for that time to get here. I really like the "Every Day is a Saturday" and then is Football Sunday.

[sreigle]

Fits me to a T!