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03-09-2009, 04:36 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Franklin
Posts: 1,172
M.O.C. #5664
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Senoir Dress Code
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.
In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker..
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks...
14. Thongs and Depends.
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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03-09-2009, 04:41 AM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sioux Falls
Posts: 322
M.O.C. #2106
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Oh, thanks for the "belly laugh" this morning! Now I just have to get those images out of my head!
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03-09-2009, 04:43 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: _
Posts: 5,238
M.O.C. #6337
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ROTFL
OK, Lisa, never saw this one before. GOOD ONE!  
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03-09-2009, 07:25 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Brandon
Posts: 3,944
M.O.C. #1034
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Hopefully a couple of adult beverages will blur those images from my mind. Thanks for the moments, I think?
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Darwin & Maureen DeBackere
Minnedosa, Manitoba, Canada
2011/3500/Silverado/4x4/DRW/Duramax
2017/3721RL/Legacy Pkg./Pressure-Pro 
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03-09-2009, 01:09 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Casa Grande
Posts: 5,369
M.O.C. #6333
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As Phoebe from Friends would say: "MY EYES, MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!""""
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03-09-2009, 02:01 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Rigby
Posts: 199
M.O.C. #8903
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I've been considering therapy, but I think this pushed me over the edge.
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03-09-2009, 02:40 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Grand Blanc
Posts: 2,508
M.O.C. #5965
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Without my walker, I would not be able to in-line skate at all.
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03-09-2009, 05:43 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Texas City
Posts: 5,736
M.O.C. #7673
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Boylang,
Technology has changed. They now have wheels on the walkers.
Hmmm! Thongs and Depends. Why didn't I think of that. May just work!! 
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03-09-2009, 05:49 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Sun City Center
Posts: 626
M.O.C. #8563
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I need to gouge out my mind's eye!!!!
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03-10-2009, 03:47 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Cedar Rapids
Posts: 4,876
M.O.C. #1944
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Great advice!
Orv
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03-15-2009, 03:36 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Highlands Ranch
Posts: 464
M.O.C. #3477
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Always thought it was a jump suit, hush puppies with velcro fasteners, a fishing hat, and those wrap around sunglasses that fit over your regular glasses in tandem.
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03-30-2009, 07:44 PM
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Montana Fan
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location:
Posts: 243
M.O.C. #549
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I thought the Q-tip look was the standard:
White Hair-White Tennis Shoes!
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03-31-2009, 02:11 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location:
Posts: 992
M.O.C. #7128
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Plads and stripes will go together now. 
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03-31-2009, 05:17 AM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: New Bern
Posts: 4,370
M.O.C. #8728
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I told the DW that if she ever saw me in a jumpsuit and velcro tennis shoes to shoot me right where I stand. It will be a mercy killing or as they say in the south, "He needed killing".
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04-22-2009, 05:19 PM
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Montana Master
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 5,816
M.O.C. #9257
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Sick.... you all are sick.
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