How NOT to compliment the DW

[LonnieB]

A husband and wife were getting ready for a party one night, when the wife, wanting a little attention, looks herself up and down in the mirror and says to the husband.

" Fred, I'm not the woman I once was. I'm at least 40 pounds overweight, every part of my body is sagging, and my hair is thinning. Can't you say something to make me feel better? "

Ol' Fred being the wise man he is, looks her up and down, walks around her, and says.

" Martha, at least you still have perfect vision. "

Poor ol' Fred never knew what hit him.

[DONnANNIE]

So what did SHE hit you with Lonnie? Are sure that this wasn't one of those "I know a guy Story"... LOL

[LonnieB]

No comment .

[8.1al]

Some women have a way of wording a question so that the poor husband is in deep doodoo no matter what he says.