Training Courses for Men

[Glenn and Lorraine]

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I don't get it. Why do we need these? If we took these courses we wouldn't need wives.
Isn't everything in the frig dead?
If the super market ain't just for women how come that's all you see there?
Why wash the towels? I only used them to dry my freshly washed and CLEAN body so they ain't dirty.
And just what's wrong with my Levis and poly shirts?
Strange But True!: we realy don't care what happened on "The Young and the Restless" either
Sharing the Remote is fine as long as you're watching football, baseball or NASCAR and not "The Young and the Restless"
She drives the car I drive the truck. Let her fill her car before I take out to dinner in it.
It's not a case of "I Don't Know" it's a case of it just doesn't matter.
Why would we need to ask directions when we always know exactly where we are.
Pizza Hut?? I prefer Burger King or Micky D's.