What someone needs to invent is some kind of electronic contraption where if you open the cargo doors with anything but just the right kind of key, you get a nice thick spray of mace in your face! (And some way to disable that system from inside the RV in case you lose your keys)
Actually. If you're going to go that far why not just put an alarm system on the RV that wails loudly when the cargo doors are opened without it being disabled first?
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