[Glenn and Lorraine]

A man absolutely hates his wife's cat. And on top of it all she insists the cat goes with them on all their RV trips. One day, while his wife is doing laundry at the campground clubhouse he decides to get rid of the cat by driving him 20 blocks from their campground and leaving him at a park.

As he was getting back to their site, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decides to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He puts the beast out and heads back to the campground.

Wouldn't you know it, as he was pulling into the driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further away and the cat would always beat him back. Finally, he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right, than left, a U turn, than a right, down a dirt road until he reaches what he thought was a safe distance from the campground and put the cat out.

Hours later, the man calls his wife's cell phone and asks, "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "Why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man says, "Put that little jerk on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"